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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 14, 2013 19:16:57 GMT -6
JoPa!!
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Post by gunnyhighway on Mar 14, 2013 19:18:39 GMT -6
Abyss is going to be wrestling in PR coming up.
This gimmick is amazing. Only because it is Abyss and we all know it.
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Post by clintster on Mar 14, 2013 19:18:44 GMT -6
"I got my first big win, or 'W' as the boys call it." Very nice!
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 14, 2013 19:19:53 GMT -6
This is another storyline that has lived so so so much longer than it conceivably should have. Abyss is just a memory, and this wrestling lawyer in insanely over with the fans! (except the White Sox fans)
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Post by Ed Becker on Mar 14, 2013 19:20:09 GMT -6
OMFG! JoePa actually interacted with the crowd! WTF?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 14, 2013 19:20:33 GMT -6
Ooooooh, Morgan/JoPa feud being built?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Mar 14, 2013 19:21:51 GMT -6
There is just so much meta in the Joseph Park gimmick, it's almost impossible to explain to an outsider.
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Post by Ed Becker on Mar 14, 2013 19:21:57 GMT -6
Abortion. Yes, you heard that.
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Post by hobblekitty on Mar 14, 2013 19:22:03 GMT -6
An abortion to the sport of wrestling?!
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Post by clintster on Mar 14, 2013 19:23:22 GMT -6
hobblekitty: An abortion to the sport of wrestling?! That's a term you won't be hearing in the 'E anytime soon. Linda for Guv '14
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Post by gunnyhighway on Mar 14, 2013 19:23:36 GMT -6
This is a great a great way to get Morgan heat and build Park's character.
Also, I hate smarks. Cheer the goodies, boo the baddies!
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 14, 2013 19:24:41 GMT -6
This is going to be a fun feud!
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Post by verbaltoxin on Mar 14, 2013 19:26:55 GMT -6
By next year, they'll be putting Joseph Park in line for a World title shot, and we'll all be cheering like he's never worn the belt before, or ever wrestled in a main event.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Mar 14, 2013 19:27:59 GMT -6
and Morgan will make Park bleed and the "Abyss" come out. and even Joey Ryan can get involved again. Ryan and Morgan are done. Ryan's curtain jerking. They're misusing him pretty bad. TNA's doing a lot of things right, but also doing some things wrong. One of those wrong things is ignoring the X division and what guys like Joey Ryan can add to it. |
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 14, 2013 19:28:15 GMT -6
Seems to me that TNA is the perfect company for us Smarks.
Yeah, we generally know what's going on. We read the rags, make educated guesses, and act like typical smarts.
But at the same time, we enjoy the hell out of what we're watching, are happy to be proven wrong, and react in an open and honest way to what's going on in front of us, just like Marks.
We are smart marks for TNA.
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Post by Ed Becker on Mar 14, 2013 19:29:17 GMT -6
 you know TNA is fucking happy as fuck hell with that What I'm really digging about TNA becoming a draw is that I really haven't heard anything about them papering the shit out of TV/PPV. |
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 14, 2013 19:29:50 GMT -6
and Morgan will make Park bleed and the "Abyss" come out. and even Joey Ryan can get involved again. Ryan and Morgan are done. Ryan's curtain jerking. They're misusing him pretty bad. TNA's doing a lot of things right, but also doing some things wrong. One of those wrong things is ignoring the X division and what guys like Joey Ryan can add to it. Big changes are coming to the X-Division. It's going to be coming back into prominence, and I think Ryan will be part of that. |
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Post by verbaltoxin on Mar 14, 2013 19:29:54 GMT -6
Artist F.K.A. Verbaltoxin: By next year, they'll be putting Joseph Park in line for a World title shot, and we'll all be cheering like he's never worn the belt before, or ever wrestled in a main event. And we'll still have no clue how the fuck that happened. I just don't get it. The only thing is: it worked because the company made it work, which made the fans make it work. in TNA Hulk Hogan could do Mr America and they'd make it work. Since it's TNA, it'll be Senor USA. |
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Post by gunnyhighway on Mar 14, 2013 19:30:05 GMT -6
I don't understand how they are fucking up the X Division. For years it is the only thing they did well.
Joey Ryan should be the X Division champ.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 14, 2013 19:30:53 GMT -6
Uncensored 'asshole' from Brooke!
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Post by gunnyhighway on Mar 14, 2013 19:31:56 GMT -6
Creationist Ape: Seems to me that TNA is the perfect company for us Smarks.
Yeah, we generally know what's going on. We read the rags, make educated guesses, and act like typical smarts.
But at the same time, we enjoy the hell out of what we're watching, are happy to be proven wrong, and react in an open and honest way to what's going on in front of us, just like Marks.
We are smart marks for TNA. I was honestly going to post "we really love TNA huh? Fuck we are so smarky". I like your post better.
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Post by clintster on Mar 14, 2013 19:32:23 GMT -6
And no "let the stupid bitch cry?"
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 14, 2013 19:32:25 GMT -6
Holy hell, can you believe we're 3/4 the way through already??
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Post by verbaltoxin on Mar 14, 2013 19:33:57 GMT -6
I don't understand how they are fucking up the X Division. For years it is the only thing they did well. Joey Ryan should be the X Division champ. They have the tools. They have the talent. But do they have the will? Seriously though. Jesse Sorenson and Xema Ion has been a 2 year confrontation in the making. Ion should be on TV every week heeling it up. Ion's green but he had real life heat for his botch, and he milked it. Kenny King is far and away their best guy right now. He works as a tweener champ. He can be liked against Ion and hated up against that Anglo-dread guy. Joey Ryan oozes charisma and other mysterious fluids. He's gold on the mike, decent in the ring (Good enough to be a PWG trainer at least), and had lots of heat from his Gutcheck angle. They just gotta put it all together and let it happen. Oh and has anyone seen the Impact Wrestling website lately? |
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Post by gunnyhighway on Mar 14, 2013 19:35:45 GMT -6
I watched that Thank You, Orlando video. Seeing Aries winning the title again was awesome.
That night kicked so much ass.
As does this crowd.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Mar 14, 2013 19:37:01 GMT -6
For real, go to impactwrestling.com.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 14, 2013 19:37:20 GMT -6
Seriously though. Jesse Sorenson and Xema Ion has been a 2 year confrontation in the making. Ion should be on TV every week heeling it up. Ion's green but he had real life heat for his botch, and he milked it. I'm thinking that we've seen an end to it, tho. They've taken focus away from Ion, and Sorenson has an office job with TNA now. I could be reading too much into it, but it appears that his in-ring career may be over. |
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Post by gunnyhighway on Mar 14, 2013 19:38:27 GMT -6
Joey Ryan was one of the founders of PWG I am pretty sure. He seems to be a student of the industry.
Kenny King has been really disappointing in TNA.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Mar 14, 2013 19:38:48 GMT -6
Seriously though. Jesse Sorenson and Xema Ion has been a 2 year confrontation in the making. Ion should be on TV every week heeling it up. Ion's green but he had real life heat for his botch, and he milked it. I'm thinking that we've seen an end to it, tho. They've taken focus away from Ion, and Sorenson has an office job with TNA now. I could be reading too much into it, but it appears that his in-ring career may be over. Until I hear otherwise, I take Sorenson's current job to be, "Let's keep him busy until we know more." He is still drawing a paycheck and all. |
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Post by Ed Becker on Mar 14, 2013 19:38:50 GMT -6
Smiths: the only people who claim paper are the people who just want to shit on it. fucking WWE still papers for fuck's sake.
Exactly. You'd always hear about WWE and WCW papering. There are always gonna be comps, but this is showing that people actually want to plunk down money to see TNA, not just the die-hards or the oh-look-I-got-freebies-so-I-have-somewhere-to-go-tonight crowd.
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