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Post by Ed Becker on Feb 17, 2013 5:31:21 GMT -6
Live from the New Orleans Arena. Pre-show at 7:30, PPV at 8 EST.
The card, as of now, is as follows:
- Pre-show: Rhodes Scholars vs. Brodus and Tensai.
PPV in no particular order:
- Antonio Cesaro (C) vs. The Miz for the U.S. Title.
- Kaitlyn (C) vs. Tamina for the Divas Title.
- Alberto Del Rio (C) vs. Big Show for the World Title.
- Cena & Ryback & Sheamus vs. The Shield in a six man tag. Not an Elimination Chamber match.
- Smackdown Elimination Chamber match: Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho vs. Jack Swagger vs. Kane vs. Daniel Bryan. Winner becomes #1 contender to the World Title at WrestleMania.
- Rock (C) vs. Punk for the WWE Title. If Rock is counted out or DQ'ed, he loses the WWE TItle. Winner advances to face John Cena at WrestleMania.
See you fuckers during the end of the first hour. Stupid work...
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Post by sharktrager on Feb 17, 2013 8:47:16 GMT -6
I thought Rhodes Scholars broke up.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Feb 17, 2013 13:45:41 GMT -6
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Feb 17, 2013 13:48:02 GMT -6
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Feb 17, 2013 17:40:26 GMT -6
Might be able to drift in and out of this PPV. The card looks shitty, so I don't know how hard I'll try. EC match should be decent. I think if Ziggles is going to cash in before Wrestlemania, Jericho will win it, otherwise I think Mizark gets the win.
Pre-show is pretty much the two biggest jobbers the past month (Rhodes Scholars) vs. the two biggest jobbers of the previous six months (Tensai and Brodus). They might as well throw in Team CoBro, so we can reach such critical mass that everybody loses somehow... I'll say Team Dancing Bears wins because they're the actual tag team for now.
For the rest of the card, I'd say all the champs retain, except maybe Kaitlyn, but no one gives a shit anyway... Cena/Irish Cena/Hungry Cena fry the sound system with all the piped in chants, but still pick up the win.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2013 17:55:46 GMT -6
TONIGHTTHE ROCKWILL EMBARASS CM NERD AND PORKY PIG. IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING HILARIOUS. NOBODY'S GOING TO REMEMBER THAT DWEEB'S "TITLE REIGN" AFTER TONIGHT. IT'S GOING TO BE AS IF THE ROCK HAS BEEN WWE CHAMPION THE ENTIRE YEAR. THE NIGHT WILL END WITH JOHN CENA STARING DOWN THE ROCK AFTER CM PUNK HAS CRAWLED AWAY IN MISERABLE DEFEAT.
OF COURSE THAT WILL BE PRECEDED BY THE MATCH THE EVENT IS NAMED FOR,THE ELIMINATION CHAMBERWHICH WILL END WITH... WAIT, I HAVEN'T DECIDED ON THAT ONE YET. FUCK, I FORGOT TO DO THAT BEFORE I STARTED DOING THE BIG "TONIGHT" PROMO. NO, I CAN'T JUST PICK IT NOW, THIS SHIT'S A PROCESS, YOU KNOW? IT TAKES, LIKE... A LOT OF WORK... PLANNING AND SHIT... I HAVE TO, UH... CONSULT WITH... PEOPLE. OKAY, NOT REALLY, THEIR IDEAS ALL SUCK AND MINE ARE GREAT, BUT I HAVE TO LOOK PROFESSIONAL FOR THESE JERKS. I SWEAR TO GOD, LINDA NEVER LETS ME HAVE ANY FUN THESE DAYS.JOHN CENAWILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY HAND THE SHIELD THEIR ASSES TONIGHT. WE ONLY PUT SHEAMUS AND WHO THE FUCK WAS THE OTHER GUY? YEAH, THEY'RE ONLY THERE TO GET A RUB FROM THE GREATEST PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER AND ACTOR AND ATHLETE ANDPR FUCKING GODIN THE WORLD TODAY. THIS ROCK-CENA II MATCH WILL GET A HUGE BUYRATE AND "UNDERTAKER VERSUS MY SON IN LAW THREE: THIS TIME IT'S BROCKTACULAR" IS GONNA MAKE YOU SMARKS SHIT YOUR PANTS.
OH FUCK I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUTFUCK YEAH RYBACKHE'S GOING TO GET TAKEN OUT BACKSTAGE ALL VIOLENT-LIKE AND YOU'LL ALL THINK IT'S THE SHIELD, BUT IT'S GONNA BEMARK HENRYTO SET UP A TRUE WRESTLING CLASSIC AT MANIA. FUCK, I MIGHT MAKE THAT THE MAIN EVENT.
NAH, I WON'T. I WANT THE ROCK & CENA TO THINK I'M COOL.ALL THIS AND MORE AT8pm ET/7pm CT/5pm PTONPAY-PER-VIEWGIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY [/b][/center]
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2013 18:07:05 GMT -6
edited to fix a run-on sentence and to change the size of the main text.
okay, I'm done. time to get ridiculously inebriated. I have baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad feelings about this show.
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 17, 2013 18:23:10 GMT -6
WHAT'S UP DOUCHEBAGS , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 17, 2013 18:27:12 GMT -6
CM PUNKS GONNA LOSE AND IM GONNA BREAK SOMETHING , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Feb 17, 2013 18:40:30 GMT -6
I like Tensai's hat.
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Post by sharktrager on Feb 17, 2013 18:50:53 GMT -6
So, what did I miss?
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 17, 2013 18:51:25 GMT -6
Link 4 is replaying Smackdown
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Post by sharktrager on Feb 17, 2013 18:52:27 GMT -6
I think all the feeds from Sky are showing Smackdown.
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 17, 2013 18:54:56 GMT -6
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 17, 2013 18:55:18 GMT -6
Not really yo
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 17, 2013 18:55:38 GMT -6
I still think it's fucking retarded that Show's finisher is a fucking punch.
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Post by sharktrager on Feb 17, 2013 18:57:02 GMT -6
I still think it's fucking retarded that Show's finisher is a fucking punch. Only because it takes him forever to even try it. If all I had to do to win was land a single punch I'd be trying it from the bell.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Feb 17, 2013 18:57:33 GMT -6
Boogity
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Post by hobblekitty on Feb 17, 2013 19:00:19 GMT -6
Whatever happened to King of the Ring?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Feb 17, 2013 19:00:31 GMT -6
Yay watershead and strobe lighting!
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Post by hobblekitty on Feb 17, 2013 19:01:05 GMT -6
In other words: This programming will be acceptable to no one.
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 17, 2013 19:02:47 GMT -6
Whatever happened to King of the Ring? It's been replaced by the much better Bound for Glory tourney.
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Post by sharktrager on Feb 17, 2013 19:04:27 GMT -6
The only good thing the WWE can do now is have it suddenly become clear they have heels and faces backwards and have the whole roster turn.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Feb 17, 2013 19:06:06 GMT -6
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 17, 2013 19:08:03 GMT -6
Another WHC Curtain Jerk...
lets hope this one is over in 18 seconds as well.
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 17, 2013 19:08:38 GMT -6
THIS YOU FUCKER , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by hobblekitty on Feb 17, 2013 19:10:14 GMT -6
DougieAXP: Today at 9:00pm , hobblekitty wrote: Whatever happened to King of the Ring? It's been replaced by the much better Bound for Glory tourney. Bound for Glory is TNA though isn't it?
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Post by sharktrager on Feb 17, 2013 19:10:49 GMT -6
THIS YOU FUCKER , BROTHER![/size][/quote] Del Rio wins by countout. Show rages and lands a WMD. Ziggler cashes in.
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 17, 2013 19:11:33 GMT -6
DougieAXP: Today at 9:00pm , hobblekitty wrote: Whatever happened to King of the Ring? It's been replaced by the much better Bound for Glory tourney. Bound for Glory is TNA though isn't it? It is, and that's the point. I think Vince, or Triple H knows that they can't do it better with their staff, so they've let TNA run with the tourney idea.
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Post by sharktrager on Feb 17, 2013 19:11:32 GMT -6
But in reality, Ziggler doesn't cash and we're all pissed.
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