Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2013 18:40:55 GMT -6
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
YOU FUCKERS THOUGHT I'D SCREW UP AND SAY "TONIGHT" EVEN THOUGH IT'S TOMORROW, HUH? YEAH, WHAT NOW? WHAT. NOW.
FUCK YEAH RYBACK
IS GOING TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH AFTER ENTERING AT NUMBER 3. THE GUY IS GOING PLACES. HE'S GOING TO BE ZIGGLER'S FIRST TITLE DEFENSE. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY IN HELL I'M LETTING DOLPH FUCKING ZIGGLER LEAVE MY PRIZE PPV AS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. SUCK IT, NERDS. THIS IS MY COMPANY.
JOHN CENA
WILL BE THE LAST PERSON IN THE RUMBLE MATCH ELIMINATED AFTER FIGHTING VALIANTLY FROM THE NUMBER 2 SPOT. HE WILL GO WITH RYBACK ALL THE WAY TO THE END AFTER THEY UNCEREMONIOUSLY DROP ZIGGLER OUT OF THE RING. THE ENTIRE RUMBLE WILL BE RYBACK AND CENA ELIMINATING EVERYBODY ONE BY ONE UNTIL ONLY THE TWO MEN WHO ACTUALLY DESERVE TO WIN ARE LEFT STANDING. AGAIN, SUCK IT.
FINALLY
THE ROCK
HAS COME BACK
TO PPV
PLEASE BUY THIS SHOW
THE ROCK WILL WALK OUT OF THE ROYAL RUMBLE AS THE WWE CHAMPION AFTER CLEANLY DEFEATING CM PUNK WITH THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, 1-2-3. PUNK'S HAD A GOOD RUN BUT THE GUY NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT DOWN A PEG NOW. TIME TO BUILD UP ROCK VS. CENA FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP. IT'S HAPPENING, ASSHOLES.
ALBERTO DEL RIO
IS A TOTAL FAILURE AND BECAUSE HE SUCKS AT GETTING HIMSELF OVER AS A BABYFACE I'M PUTTING THE BELT BACK ON BIG SHOW. THEN BIG SHOW WILL RETAIN IT IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER, ONLY FOR ZIGGLER TO CASH IN. HMM, YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT, THE WORLD TITLE MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA IS NOW A TRIPLE THREAT WITH ZIGGLER, RYBACK AND THE BIG SHOW.
BROCK LESNAR
IS AN ASSHOLE AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I AGREED TO PAY HIM THAT MUCH FUCKING MONEY. FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO? I THINK I'LL HAVE HIM RETURN AT THE RUMBLE, BUT NOT IN THE RUMBLE MATCH. HE'LL JUST COME OUT AND CHALLENGE THE UNDERTAKER. AND UNDERTAKER WILL COME OUT AND BE LIKE, "BITCH, I'M OLD."
THAT WILL KICK OFF A MASSIVE BUILD BETWEEN NOW AND WRESTLEMANIA WHERE YOU SEE CROTCHETY OLD UNDERTAKER AT THE OLD DEAD FOLKS' HOME WITH HIS WALKER SHAPED LIKE BONES AND A WHEELCHAIR WITH SKULLS ON IT AND STUFF. AND BROCK LESNAR WILL BE THE YOUNG BULL TO UNDERTAKER'S ROCKY BALBOA. I'LL PROBABLY LET BROCK GO OVER AT MANIA SO WE CAN NEGOTIATE A BETTER PRICE FOR HIS NEXT TEN-DAYS-A-YEAR CONTRACT.
ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCK THAT
I'LL MAKE THAT MATCH A TRIPLE THREAT TOO. WITH ME IN IT. AND I'LL BE THE ONE TO BEAT THE UNDERTAKER AT WRESTLEMANIA. FANS WILL NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. IT WILL BE ALL OVER TWITTER FOR A WHOLE DAY.
A WHOLE DAY
WHICH, CURIOUSLY ENOUGH IS JUST ABOUT HOW LONG IT IS BETWEEN THE TIME OF THIS POSTING AND THE START OF THE ROYAL RUMBLE PRE-SHOW.
OH SHIT
THAT REMINDS ME...
THE MIZ
SUCKS
LOL YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO WRITE SOMETHING PRAISING THAT DOUCHEBAG. CESARO'S NEUTRALIZING THE FUCK OUT OF THAT GUY.
SERIOUSLY, FUCK MIZ.
ALL THIS AND MUCH MORE
SUNDAY
8pm ET/5pm PT on PPV
SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS IF YOU WILL BUY THE SHOW LIKE CRAZY NOW AND I GET WORD OF A BIG BUYRATE BEFORE WE GO LIVE I'LL REWRITE EVERYTHING SO ZIGGLER LEAVES AS CHAMP, PUNK RETAINS, AND DANIEL BRYAN WINS THE ROYAL RUMBLE. SERIOUSLY, I'LL DO IT.
OKAY NO I WON'T, BUT BUY THE FUCKING SHOW PLEASE.
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
YOU FUCKERS THOUGHT I'D SCREW UP AND SAY "TONIGHT" EVEN THOUGH IT'S TOMORROW, HUH? YEAH, WHAT NOW? WHAT. NOW.
FUCK YEAH RYBACK
IS GOING TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH AFTER ENTERING AT NUMBER 3. THE GUY IS GOING PLACES. HE'S GOING TO BE ZIGGLER'S FIRST TITLE DEFENSE. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY IN HELL I'M LETTING DOLPH FUCKING ZIGGLER LEAVE MY PRIZE PPV AS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. SUCK IT, NERDS. THIS IS MY COMPANY.
JOHN CENA
WILL BE THE LAST PERSON IN THE RUMBLE MATCH ELIMINATED AFTER FIGHTING VALIANTLY FROM THE NUMBER 2 SPOT. HE WILL GO WITH RYBACK ALL THE WAY TO THE END AFTER THEY UNCEREMONIOUSLY DROP ZIGGLER OUT OF THE RING. THE ENTIRE RUMBLE WILL BE RYBACK AND CENA ELIMINATING EVERYBODY ONE BY ONE UNTIL ONLY THE TWO MEN WHO ACTUALLY DESERVE TO WIN ARE LEFT STANDING. AGAIN, SUCK IT.
FINALLY
THE ROCK
HAS COME BACK
TO PPV
PLEASE BUY THIS SHOW
THE ROCK WILL WALK OUT OF THE ROYAL RUMBLE AS THE WWE CHAMPION AFTER CLEANLY DEFEATING CM PUNK WITH THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, 1-2-3. PUNK'S HAD A GOOD RUN BUT THE GUY NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT DOWN A PEG NOW. TIME TO BUILD UP ROCK VS. CENA FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP. IT'S HAPPENING, ASSHOLES.
ALBERTO DEL RIO
IS A TOTAL FAILURE AND BECAUSE HE SUCKS AT GETTING HIMSELF OVER AS A BABYFACE I'M PUTTING THE BELT BACK ON BIG SHOW. THEN BIG SHOW WILL RETAIN IT IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER, ONLY FOR ZIGGLER TO CASH IN. HMM, YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT, THE WORLD TITLE MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA IS NOW A TRIPLE THREAT WITH ZIGGLER, RYBACK AND THE BIG SHOW.
BROCK LESNAR
IS AN ASSHOLE AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I AGREED TO PAY HIM THAT MUCH FUCKING MONEY. FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO? I THINK I'LL HAVE HIM RETURN AT THE RUMBLE, BUT NOT IN THE RUMBLE MATCH. HE'LL JUST COME OUT AND CHALLENGE THE UNDERTAKER. AND UNDERTAKER WILL COME OUT AND BE LIKE, "BITCH, I'M OLD."
THAT WILL KICK OFF A MASSIVE BUILD BETWEEN NOW AND WRESTLEMANIA WHERE YOU SEE CROTCHETY OLD UNDERTAKER AT THE OLD DEAD FOLKS' HOME WITH HIS WALKER SHAPED LIKE BONES AND A WHEELCHAIR WITH SKULLS ON IT AND STUFF. AND BROCK LESNAR WILL BE THE YOUNG BULL TO UNDERTAKER'S ROCKY BALBOA. I'LL PROBABLY LET BROCK GO OVER AT MANIA SO WE CAN NEGOTIATE A BETTER PRICE FOR HIS NEXT TEN-DAYS-A-YEAR CONTRACT.
ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCK THAT
I'LL MAKE THAT MATCH A TRIPLE THREAT TOO. WITH ME IN IT. AND I'LL BE THE ONE TO BEAT THE UNDERTAKER AT WRESTLEMANIA. FANS WILL NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. IT WILL BE ALL OVER TWITTER FOR A WHOLE DAY.
A WHOLE DAY
WHICH, CURIOUSLY ENOUGH IS JUST ABOUT HOW LONG IT IS BETWEEN THE TIME OF THIS POSTING AND THE START OF THE ROYAL RUMBLE PRE-SHOW.
OH SHIT
THAT REMINDS ME...
THE MIZ
SUCKS
LOL YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO WRITE SOMETHING PRAISING THAT DOUCHEBAG. CESARO'S NEUTRALIZING THE FUCK OUT OF THAT GUY.
SERIOUSLY, FUCK MIZ.
ALL THIS AND MUCH MORE
SUNDAY
8pm ET/5pm PT on PPV
SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS IF YOU WILL BUY THE SHOW LIKE CRAZY NOW AND I GET WORD OF A BIG BUYRATE BEFORE WE GO LIVE I'LL REWRITE EVERYTHING SO ZIGGLER LEAVES AS CHAMP, PUNK RETAINS, AND DANIEL BRYAN WINS THE ROYAL RUMBLE. SERIOUSLY, I'LL DO IT.
OKAY NO I WON'T, BUT BUY THE FUCKING SHOW PLEASE.