WHAT ARE WE, MAINLAND? TNA IMPACT LIVE @ 8!

[sharktrager]

So you get a break for "my foot was somewhere near the rope" in TNA?

[verbaltoxin]

Jan 17, 2013 20:12:17 GMT -6 Smiths said:

sharktrager: So you get a break for "my foot was somewhere near the rope" in TNA?

it was under the rope. UNDER THE ROPE IN THE CREASE IN THE CREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEEE

Damn right, Velvet Sky should've fucking cleared it.

[pmoneyallstar]

Oh Sweet VELVET ENTRANCE....

I'd Tip that...

[pmoneyallstar]

Jan 17, 2013 20:16:19 GMT -6 Smiths said:

those are quite big

they aren't that big...

Camera adds a double cup..

Still hot..

[pmoneyallstar]

SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!!

[verbaltoxin]

It's the catsuit.

[verbaltoxin]

Okay at this rate, the Aries/Roode duo might be gunning for the Daniels/Kaz one for best team in TNA.

[pmoneyallstar]

I am also having a case of dillas...

[verbaltoxin]

Jan 17, 2013 20:36:25 GMT -6 Smiths said:

Artist F.K.A. Verbaltoxin: Okay at this rate, the Aries/Roode duo might be gunning for the Daniels/Kaz one for best team in TNA.

well Daniels Kaz I dont think will turn on eachother.... these two are like... just will kick the shit out of eachother.

OBJECTION

I know, Roode/Aries doesn't have the legs Bad Influence has, but who knows? Maybe they'll ride with this one for a while?

[verbaltoxin]

Jan 17, 2013 20:43:55 GMT -6 Smiths said:

if this just ends with a A8 crap then it's worthless

but if it ends with Bully punching out Hogan? I'm okay with that.

I'll just dust off this wizard hat here....

[verbaltoxin]

Goddamn. Tess.

[verbaltoxin]

SPIKE! BAH GAWD KING, SPIKE IS GETTIN' SOME GOOD MOOD FOOD!

[verbaltoxin]

Having planned 2 weddings for the same woman, it never, ever goes this fast. Dresses for all the bridesmaids and the bride in a week? Fuck no.

[verbaltoxin]

@dixiecarternot
Brooke's bridesmaids are Knockouts because all her real life friends are busy fucking her parents. #ImpactLive

Fuck, that one needs aloe vera.

[verbaltoxin]

Aww...Hogan's about to blade in 5 minutes. So sweet.

[verbaltoxin]

I'm gonna need a screenshot of the KO's with their backs facing the camera.

[verbaltoxin]

Jan 17, 2013 20:53:32 GMT -6 Smiths said:

Artist F.K.A. Verbaltoxin: I'm gonna need a screenshot of the KO's with their backs facing the camera.

for research

FOR SCIENCE!

[verbaltoxin]

Holy shit, Brooke is a terrible fucking actress.

[verbaltoxin]

Please, for the love of god, let this be the beginning of one of Bully's famous, riot-inciting promos.

[sharktrager]

Plot twist: it's real.

[verbaltoxin]

Motherfucker, TNA, 3 minutes left on this shit. Bring on the swerve already!

[verbaltoxin]

And TNA went with the worst possible option.

[pmoneyallstar]

Aces and 8 seconds to LIVE DICK PUNCHING BELLATOR BALLS!!

[verbaltoxin]

Smiths, you technically get this.

[sharktrager]

I liked that she didn't recognize her own husband.

That and having to shove hoer tits back in the dress.

[verbaltoxin]

Taz is really fat now.

[verbaltoxin]

Smiths: Artist F.K.A. Verbaltoxin : Smiths, you technically get this.



nope. i don't.

sorry I legit didn't see that coming.

dunno where it goes or why Tazz would be involved but ya know what? I believe it can work.

And something was done.

"Technically" because you called Aces n' 8's showing up.

[Ed Becker]

Haven't read the thread or any results. Here we go...

- Shit. I forgot to RSVP. There better be an open bar at the reception.
- Spike! Tommy!
- Someone had to be the turd in the punchbowl by mentioning Hulk.
- lol @ Taz suggesting Jeff paint Storm's truck
- The clapping blind tag is such a Hebner spot
- I'm still waiting for Bruce to go into Brother Love mode
- Congrats to Brad, uh, I mean Jay Bradley, another former Mid American Wrestling champ!
- York/King got off to a hot start but slowed down. We'll see where this feud goes.
- Another great vignette with AA and Roooooooooooooooooooooo
- Will Bully's tux let the calves out?
- Sting/Hulk promo... predictable.
- That had to be the tamest worker bachelor party in the history of the business. Or at least the ones I've been to... kizafabe... kizafabe!!!
- Whether the botched finish was a botch or a work, nice way to bring back Gail and Velvet.
- Nice spot where Velvet breaks the count with her foot under the rope. Holy continuity, Batman!
- BAH GOD! PEDIGREE! PEDIGREE! PEDIGREE! okay... sit-out pedigree...
- Roooooo and AA... Wedding crashers. lol
- Great promo. A Rooooo/AA run with the tag straps would be entertaining.
- Oh Jesus... wedding time.
- ...and now would be a perfect time to bring back Brother Love...
- Hulk walks Brooke down the aisle. Awwwwwwwwww.
- Obviously they couldn't book the Knights of Columbus hall in Orlando because some indy group got first dibs.
- Waiting with baited breath to see how this gets destroyed.
- Brooke does her spiel. Time to pause to make another drink. Hey... Weddings are useless if you're not using them as an excuse to drink. Like I need one...
- Bully's gonna ad lib, just like a promo should be done.
- Taz, you cockblocker.
- Taz? a/8's?
- Beatdown would've been better if the groomsmen were wearing white tuxes and someone got some decent color.

An okay Impact. Not a fan of wedding angles, but AA and Rooooo were fun and the Taz swerve was okay. These things usually never end well.

[jimfromsaintpaul]

So from Monday afternoon to Wednesday morning I lost 10 lbs. I cleared out old pizza's I had eaten in the 90's.

So by Thursday I was eating at a Chinese Buffet with my wife for an Anniversary lunch (don't worry, we're actually going to a resturant and movie on Sunday foir a proper date... I have 3 kids and we've been married 9 years, I *DO* know how to get laid... I mean make my wife happy )

Speaking of unloading crap... TNA!

*I am not anti the wedding. If I was anti the wedding, I'd be anti the contract signing. I am not anti the contract signing, so therefore I am not anti the wedding.

*I AM anti Hogan and H(o)(o)gan being the main non-Hardy storyline though. Like, this has even trumped Aces and Eights. Which I am obviously conflicted about because instead of being insulted by the lack of wrestling logic A8s constantly uses, I am insulted by "I am old man, you can't date my daughter" WB shit.

*Here's to hoping this show becomes the Kazarian/Daniels Comedy Hours™

*I do find the Aces and Eights theme catchy. I also can sing all the themes and alot of the songs from my kids TV shows too. YOu'RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE Backyard freidns the Backyardigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnssss. TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOgether we're the Backyardigans...andwemiightjustsingsasong andthenmaybedancealong...

*So take my opinion of "catchy" with a grain of salt

*SPIKE DUDLEY. I am PLEASED.

*"Brooke, your dad's coming right?" *STFU YOU MORON look from the other girls* = CW.

*Jeff Hardy's theme is great till you hear him use words.

*Kind of like Jeff Hardy in general really.

*STOP MISUSING "YOU STILL GOT IT" YOU FUCKING SMARKS. You're teaching the tourists BAD HABITS.

*YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. TFWTTCOTW... ARE HERE

*BUTT PUPPETS. I love you two. I love you lots.

*Rockin the scarf

*Moionshine runnin. OUTDOOR PLUMBING. SISTER FUCKIN. JOHNNY CASH LISTENENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

*Wait... this isn't the main event? OH YEAH. FOR 2 GOD DAMNED SECONDS MY FAT STUPID SELF FORGOT ABOUT H(o)(o)GAN.

*STUPID SELF.

*Nice, high energy match. That was fun to watch.

*GUTCLICKAHEAD.

*Kenny King just tokk 4 minutes to pin the guy who has gone 15 competitive minutes with your world champ and x-division champ in the last 2 months. Seems like Vince isn;t the only squash artist anymore.

*AA and Roode are awesome. Again, they are an evil Abbott adn Costello and it's pretty sweet.

*HOGAN

*AMBIGUOUS HOGAN IS AMBIGUOUS. He will brother the right brother, brother.

*Ok, why am I looking at Velvet Sky like she's a different person? Like what's the deal?

*Listen to that crowd go NUTS for this KOs action!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Dixie Carter: "I can't believe it was only a year ago when you're father browbeat me into giving you employment. And now you are the focus of almost half our air time! *sniff* "

*AA and Roode. *swoon*

*El Genericos.

*How long before Sting has facepaint all the way to the crown of his head?

*The last weeding I remember for TNA was Jarrett and Angle getting into it.

*So does bully drop trou and shit at the fee of Hogan and Brooke as the swerve? He join Aces and Eights?

*H(o)(o)gan

*OH THANK GOD BROTHER.

*HOGAN

*"Likely Story " Hogan Face in the background the whole time.

*...Ok. The Fat Guy Who Ate Tazz going heel? Really? Ok, I admit I hasn't seen this coming. BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT TAZZ. OMG AN ANNOUNCER WENT HEEL!

*A GOD DAMNED ANNOUNCER WENT HEEL! I AM SO SWERVED!!!!!

*D-Von is a wrestler. I got swerved by him "leaving" and returning and all. For sure. Now, I don't really care for him either way, so the suprise is kinda lessened. Still, credit where credit is due. WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE FAT GUY WHO FUCKING ATE TAZZ?

*Oh I get it, "He's the inside man". HE IS A FUCKING ANNOUNCER.

*Also, do I now for-go my opinion that Jarrett is the leader? So no longer "Sons of Jarrett" and go with "Suplexes and Eights?" "Sons of Subway™"?

*That was an awful payoff. Awful.

*Moar AA/Roode and Kaz/Daniels. MOAR.

[jimfromsaintpaul]

Jan 17, 2013 21:04:45 GMT -6 Smiths said:

btw... only 3 matches though.


still didn't feel like a waste of 2 hours in any way shape or form.. but yeah... that was odd. tons of brawls though. i guess this was simply a "rest up before England" show.[/quote

Oh no you don't.

OH NO YOU DON'T.

If you are supposed to be like me, where we can both see the flaws of both shows the whole "They had 2 matches, 1 was a squash" would be shat upon till Kingdom Come™ if this was the WWE.

What, more backstage segments about H(o)(o)GAN and HOGAN are better then the recaps we all dislike so much in the WWE? REALLY?