TNA Impact Live @ 8! I'M WET! UPVOTE ME!

[verbaltoxin]

Jan 10, 2013 20:55:38 GMT -6 Smart Ass Monkey said:

- Here an an update on the themes for the upcoming taped "One Night Only" events for TNA which will be airing on the first first Friday night of months TNA is not broadcasting live PPV's:

* TNA X-Travaganza, featuring the stars of the X-Division (airing in April, taping 1/13).

* TNA Joker's Wild Tag Team Special, featuring enemies teaming and a Battle Royal final (airing in May, taping 1/13)

* TNA Hardcore Justice 2 - ECW reunion style "hardcore" show featuring hardcore stipulation matches bringing in ECW talents.

* TNA "10 Reunion" - Stars from the early days of TNA battling inside a Six-Sided ring.

* TNA Knockouts Knockdown - One night Knockout tournament with the first round being all stipulation matches and the final four in a "test of their stamina" to see who the final victor is.

* TNA International Incident - One night tournament featuring talent from " United States, India, Mexico, Ireland, Canada, Germany, Japan & the UK" with the winner earning a TNA title shot.

TNA X-Division World Cup Tournament - four teams of X-Division wrestlers in a one night tournament featuring singles, tag, six man and eight man tag bouts.

* TNA World Cup of Wrestling - Four teams, each captained by a TNA wrestler featuring a Heavyweight wrestler, a tag team and an X-Division wrestler battling in singles, tag and stipulation bouts. The finale will be a "two ring, triple chance Battle Royal."

- There are currently no confirmed taping dates yet for the specials beyond January.

Bolded will probably use Ring Ka King talent.

[verbaltoxin]

Jan 10, 2013 20:56:18 GMT -6 Smiths said:

Was it Creationist who nailed it about Hulk or Verbal or Shark? he's just a fucking mockery of himself at this point. it's surreal.

I went on a tangent about Hulk Hogan basically being a failed, wrestling version of Lou Grant.

[gunnyhighway]

Here is hoping TNA's plan is a good as we are hoping it is. They have a history of burning fans with nonsense go nowhere angles.
I trust Lagana.

I think someone compared TNA to battered wife syndrome a long time ago.

[Auntie Cheesus]

Smiths: Verbaltoxin/Ling ualvenom : Park, Park and Park. Awesome. He even names the fucking law firm and remembers to explain why they'd let him leave his practice for months on end! Awesome!

the only thing I'm wondering is: Does that mean Abyss (another Park) is a law partner?



Abyss handles personal injury cases - if the defendant doesn't pay up, he personally injures them.

[pmoneyallstar]

Yeah, I'm late.
I was keepin' yo moms late at the bunga bunga room.

I don't care about this anderson, Aces and 8's storyline. And I DAMN sure don't give a FUUUUUCK about Bollea and sons.
So what's left...
X-Division match was good. I highly recommend ANY X-Division TNA DVD. Volume 1&2 are solid!!
Bro-offs suck. I saw it. In person. Enough already
Tag team match at the end .. Was a match.
PPV is this weekend and it looks to be a good one despite the show.

What was good..
No RvD.

What it lacked. Samoa Joe, Daniels, Kaz, Joey Ryan, Matt Morgan..wait, where the fuck was everyone?

GOTTA MAKE TIME FOR ME AND MY DAUGHTER BROTHER SON MON!!!

At least the thread was entertaining...

[Ed Becker]

ALRIGHT, GOT THROUGH THE THREAD DURING THE OPENING PROMO, BROTHER. , BROTHER![/size]

- Sting must be in cahoots with the sound guy, picking up the mics after the promo.
- Jay Bradley is a Chicago guy who trained in the Steel Domain with Punk and Cabana. He worked for a while up by me. Back then he had an impressive look but was kinda green. Then again that was 10 years ago...
- lol @ Brooke "we're gonna air our dirty laundry out on national TV"
- Kenny King: ouchouchouchouchouchouch
- Does Tess fart when she does the stinkface?
- Gutcheck match seemed rushed. It was decent, but a little more time might have helped.
- Yay! Vodak!
- JoePa is awesome.
- Green Hornet. lol
- JoePa gets his match. Excellent.
- Wait... there's Brooke. meh.
- lol @ Roode and AA shitting on Hulk's shirts because they rip.
- There we go... a Hebner takes the heels' word for it on the blind tag...
- and again...
- As much as I hate 3-way matches for the title, at least they're doing it elimination style so if the belt does change hands the champ has to get pinned.
- Nice job by Kenny not breaking when someone yelled "Kennedy."
- Can we get rid of the fucking hammer? Or else shelf the recipient for a few weeks at least?
- The collar must be under the ring next to the thumbtacks.
- I liked the touch of Earl getting rid of the tools and sporting goods.
- Oh wait, they're on the apron.
- How much does Sting get from Mechanix Gloves? I had a really nice pair from Snap-On that I lost at the race track.
- Nothing bad ever happens during wrestling weddings. Never.

Sure didn't feel like a go home show, but it was decent.

[jimfromsaintpaul]

So my 19 month old son starts barfing up his dinner aroun 7:30. He digested NOTHING. IT looks the same as when he ate it 2 hours beforehand.

Wife bathes him. Put him to bed. Watch the CM Punk dvd on Netflix (god damned outstanding, just as good as "Break the Walls down") and then start watching Teen Wolf. Son wakes up and barfs again. Clean him up again. Give him some water. Barfs THAT up again 20 minutes later.

We all pass out around midnight. 5 o'clock this morning Amy from Saint Paul says "Jim... Dylan's up." Jim : "Yeaaaah?". "No I mean he's out of his crib". "So.....huh? What?"

THAT LITTLE SHIT FIGURED HOW TO GET OUT OF HIS CRIB ON HIS OWN. Then that little shit had gone downstairs, grabbed my wife's water bottle and proceeded to down that. AND BARF UP THAT WATER TOO. BARF WATER. EVERYWHERE.

CONDOMS. BIRTH CONTROL PILLS. A VASECTOMY. USE THEM.

*I am so tired I simply don;t think I can get indignant today

*Sting. woo.hoo.

*Mr Anderson. woo.hoo.

*Wait, isn;t Angle supposed to be the face? Shouldn;t he and Sting apologize for, as Anderson correctly points out, leaving dude high and dry?

*I like when they cut promos after the match like the olden days

*Abyss: "The door is locked." lol

*Mrs Testmacher with the Jersey Shore? I'm okay with this...

*"Bitches Leave" moment.

*"But I degress.'

*Parks being out there offsets my initial annoyance at having Hogan come out.

*Why would abyss not know what is going on in the back WHEN ACES AND EIGHTS KIDNAPPED HIM?

*"I realize I am a considered a Green Hornet around here" lol

*What, EXACTLY, is Parks asking for?

*They finally get to it. Thank you.

*HOGAN

*H(o)(o)GAN

*You watch. She's gonna elope with Bubba.

*ACTING.

*Roode and AA are like an Abbot and Costello who hate each other. Frickin AWESOME.

*OH NOES H(o)(o)GAN IS IN TROUBLE!

*...

*...

*HOW THE HELL DID BUBBA PUT BROOKE IN HARMS WAY?! HE'S NOT EVEN THERE TILL THE END OF THE SHOW. Godamn this angle is the only truly bad thing this entire episode. This Impact has been the most consistently entertaining one I have seen in pretty much ever. Hogan could at least be angry AND say shit that isn;t just a senile old man saying words.

*Saved by the Bell "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

*WIZARD.

[jimfromsaintpaul]

Jan 10, 2013 19:06:27 GMT -6 Smiths said:

For you jimfromsaintpaul:

My penis thanks you.