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Post by DougieAXP on Dec 31, 2012 17:51:39 GMT -6
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Post by DougieAXP on Dec 31, 2012 17:54:07 GMT -6
I BEAT YOU TO IT FUCKER.
DELETE THIS SHIT THREAD
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Post by DougieAXP on Dec 31, 2012 17:54:43 GMT -6
THIS THREAD DAMNIT , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2012 18:01:33 GMT -6
OH FINE FUCK YOU TONIGHT
IT'S A BRAND NEW YEAR AND IT'S ROYAL RUMBLE BUILD-UP TIME! GET READY TO SEE THREE HOURS OF QUALITY TELEVISION AS WE COME TO YOU LI-- TAPED...
TAPED?!
OH FUCK IT NONE OF YOU FUCKING SMARKS ARE GOING TO WATCH THIS SHIT. YOU'LL ALL BE AT PARTIES GETTING DRUNK, OR AT YOUR HOUSE GETTING DRUNK, OR AT SOME STUPID CLUB WHERE THE DRINKS ARE THREE TIMES MORE THAN THAT OTHER CLUB WHERE THE CUTE CHICK WHO FLIRTS WITH YOU WORKS BUT NOOOOO, YOUR FRIENDS JUST HAVE TO GO TO THAT FUCKING NEW BAR THAT PLAYS FUCKING DUBSTEP AT 370 DECIBELS ALL GODDAMN NIGHT.
YOU'LL BE MISSING THE EPIC POWER OF FUCK YEAH RYBACK!
THE EYEBROW'S A HINT FUCKERS HE'S FACING ROCK FOR THE BELT AT MANIA WHO IS NOTHING LIKE THAT WCW GUY WHO I HAVE NEVER SEEN, AS HE BEATS THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE WHO DARES GET IN HIS PATH. HE'S REALLY GREAT AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE ALL GIVING HIM SHIT. YOUR LOGIC IS SO FLAWED BECAUSE HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT WCW GUY OR THE LATER WWE RUN THAT WAS KIND OF NOTHING LIKE THE WCW GUY.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH STOP FUCKING CHANTING GOLDBERG OR I'LL HAVE YOU ALL SHIPPED TO CHINA IN A PLANE FULL OF HOWLER MONKEYS AND SNAKES AND SHIT. I'M RICH, I CAN DO THAT.
TEAM HELL NO FEATURING WWE CHARACTERS THAT I TOTALLY CREATED MYSELF AND ARE PRODUCTS OF MY GENIUS AND TALENT ALONE, KANE AND SOME FUCKING NERD I CAN'T STAND LOOKING AT. SO YEAH THEY'LL BE IN ACTION TONIGHT. I FORGET WHO THEY'RE FACING. WHATEVER. OH, I GUESS KANE AND GOATFACE HAVE BELTS OR SOMETHING TOO. LIKE TAG TEAMS EVER MATTERED.
CM PUNK AND HIS LITTLE TURD WEASEL SIDEKICK PAUL HYMEN (GOD I'M FUNNY AS SHIT) WILL PROBABLY BE WHINING AND BITCHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR ANOTHER. WHATEVER. I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE THE BELT OFF THAT SHRIMP AND PUT IT ON FUCK YEAH RYBACK! YES I HAVE TO SAY IT THAT WAY EVERY TIME I PROMISED HIM OK?
DOLPH ZIGGLER WILL CONTINUE TO BE THE NEVER-WINS-ANY-MEANINGFUL-MATCHES VERSION OF TRIPLE H TO AJ LEE'S BATSHIT-CRAZY-WITHOUT-ANY-POWER-OR-INFLUENCE-WHATSOEVER VERSION OF MY HOT AS FUCK DAUGHTER
I DON'T CARE IF I'M HER DAD OR WHAT THE SHRINK SAYS. LOOK AT HER.
THAT HOT PIECE OF ASS CAME FROM MY DICK. MY DICK.
MY DICK. WHOA, I GOT LOST THERE FOR A SECOND. UHHH, WHAT THE FUCK WAS I JUST SAYING? FUCK IT, WHOEVER I WAS TALKING ABOUT WASN'T IMPORTANT ANYWAY.
ALL OF THIS AND MORE AT 8pm ET on USA JUST PICK UP THE FUCKING REMOTE AND PUT IT ON USA NOW SO WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK LATER AND CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN THE TV OFF, I BENEFIT FROM IT. OKAY?
GOD, I HATE THESE FUCKING HOLIDAYS SO MUCH.
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Post by DougieAXP on Dec 31, 2012 18:02:16 GMT -6
WOO!
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Post by DougieAXP on Dec 31, 2012 18:13:43 GMT -6
Smiths: ERMERGERD DOUGIE WINS FUCKIN A RIGHT , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by DougieAXP on Dec 31, 2012 18:22:23 GMT -6
BOOO WE CAN'T WRITE ON SMITHS FACEBOOK PAGE , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by nyrkah1 on Dec 31, 2012 18:27:14 GMT -6
Holy crap, I remembered my password. Now let's....wait....where's my gin and tonic? BRB.
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Post by DougieAXP on Dec 31, 2012 18:30:50 GMT -6
nyrkah1: Holy crap, I remembered my password. Now let's....wait....where's my gin and tonic? BRB. amateur
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Post by hobblekitty on Dec 31, 2012 18:48:06 GMT -6
Smiths: Senile Vince : I DON'T CARE IF I'M HER DAD OR WHAT THE SHRINK SAYS. LOOK AT HER. [image] THAT HOT PIECE OF ASS CAME FROM MY DICK. MY DICK. MY DICK. .... that got me. I legit ELL OH ELLED Second. And I felt filthy the whole time too but fuck it.
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Post by DougieAXP on Dec 31, 2012 18:51:05 GMT -6
POST MORE YOU WHORES , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by hobblekitty on Dec 31, 2012 18:51:52 GMT -6
I am still riding the high of my first live wrestling show which was super duper fun. I'm gonna start a thread of all the pics I took once I resize them all. And I am no photog so be warned, they all suck.
The thing that struck me the most was how much more obvious the fake hits, pulled punches and other little tricks of trade were when you are sitting only 4 rows away from the ring.
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Post by nyrkah1 on Dec 31, 2012 19:01:21 GMT -6
Following to many internet things. I'm going to end up telling one of my cousins to blow me. Again.
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Post by DougieAXP on Dec 31, 2012 19:02:37 GMT -6
hobblekitty: I am still riding the high of my first live wrestling show which was super duper fun. I'm gonna start a thread of all the pics I took once I resize them all. And I am no photog so be warned, they all suck. The thing that struck me the most was how much more obvious the fake hits, pulled punches and other little tricks of trade were when you are sitting only 4 rows away from the ring. It's still effing awesome when there live
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Post by hobblekitty on Dec 31, 2012 19:08:18 GMT -6
DougieAXP: hobblekitty : I am still riding the high of my first live wrestling show which was super duper fun. I'm gonna start a thread of all the pics I took once I resize them all. And I am no photog so be warned, they all suck. The thing that struck me the most was how much more obvious the fake hits, pulled punches and other little tricks of trade were when you are sitting only 4 rows away from the ring. It's still effing awesome when there live Oh no doubt. I had a blast. But since we are all smarks here there is no point in not being honest lol.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2012 19:14:08 GMT -6
lol, this thread died as fast as my buzz. MOAR INEBREATORZ NAO
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Post by DougieAXP on Dec 31, 2012 19:14:29 GMT -6
GO CODY'S STACHE
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Post by Ed Becker on Dec 31, 2012 19:15:17 GMT -6
Smiths: OH MAYBE I CAN PUT IT ON hobblekitty : The thing that struck me the most was how much more obvious the fake hits, pulled punches and other little tricks of trade were when you are sitting only 4 rows away from the ring. PAGING ED BECKER! Yeah, that's the case, especially when you don't have the Whiplash Cam that jerks or zooms at contact. Also, some workers just have shitty punches.
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Post by DougieAXP on Dec 31, 2012 19:16:21 GMT -6
when did Miz become a face?
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Post by Ed Becker on Dec 31, 2012 19:18:25 GMT -6
DougieAXP: when did Miz become a face? When they started to trot him out to hype movies 'n' shit.
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Post by BadGurl404 on Dec 31, 2012 19:20:33 GMT -6
Per order of Auntie Cheesus (my mother), that thing inhabiting the space between Cody Rhodes' upper lip and nose, shall henceforth be known as a "Dirty Sandow".
YOU'RE WELCOME!
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Post by DougieAXP on Dec 31, 2012 19:27:05 GMT -6
Where is Cheesy Mac
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Post by hobblekitty on Dec 31, 2012 19:29:01 GMT -6
Is Punk white knighting Vickie?! WTF?!
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Post by DougieAXP on Dec 31, 2012 19:29:36 GMT -6
hobblekitty: Is Punk white knighting Vickie?! WTF?! Haters gonna hate
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Post by Ed Becker on Dec 31, 2012 19:31:20 GMT -6
I thought Vince wasn't gonna use Legends in matches.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Dec 31, 2012 19:31:28 GMT -6
Okay, all y'all - let's break out the Twittah Machines and see if we can get #dirty Sandow to trend.
So help me, I want to hear that chant on TV.
And oh hai!
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Dec 31, 2012 19:35:18 GMT -6
Smiths, if you weren't married and I wasn't in a relationship, I'd kiss ya, man.
Guess I'll have to buy you booze instead.
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Post by DougieAXP on Dec 31, 2012 19:36:58 GMT -6
Smiths: is VICKIE a fface now wtF? well she HAS a face, if you can count it that way.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Dec 31, 2012 19:39:32 GMT -6
DougieAXP: Smiths : is VICKIE a fface now wtF? well she HAS a face, if you can count it that way. And I'm sure it was a rather pretty face before the horrid incident with the cast iron skillet.
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Post by DougieAXP on Dec 31, 2012 19:41:28 GMT -6
Auntie Cheesus: DougieAXP : Smiths : is VICKIE a fface now wtF? well she HAS a face, if you can count it that way. And I'm sure it was a rather pretty face before the horrid incident with the cast iron skillet. Damn Eddie (peace be upon him) and his crazy sex fetishes
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