Are you ready for 3 hours of UGHHHH?? RAW 10/15/12

[verbaltoxin]

sharktrager:
Today at 9:57pm, Verbaltoxin/Lingualv enom wrote:Looks like Kofi's back to being the smiling, generic guy in a tag team.
As someone pointed out on a Reddit thread, it takes two to botch like that.

And Miz has a history of serious botches.


All Miz did was come off the ropes and turn around. He had ZERO time to react to that kick.

[Ed Becker]

Yay. Budokan pop time.

[Ed Becker]

3-way perhaps?

[verbaltoxin]

Ed Becker: 3-way perhaps?


Getting out the wizard hat....

[verbaltoxin]

I feel like I'm in bizarro world when these segments happen. Cena is so obviously the heel in this situation it's not even funny.

[verbaltoxin]

Uh, really? This is happening? They're putting Ryback in the main event when he's had, maybe, 3 matches against guys who aren't unknown jobbers?

[Ed Becker]

Punk retains at HIAC.

[Ed Becker]

/I'll be back after drinking a bit.

[verbaltoxin]

Me after watching the last Raw segment:

[Smart Ass Monkey]

Have I mentioned lately how much i fucking loathe Self Righteous Cena?

[Auntie Cheesus]

Ralph had the show on last night, but honestly - we could not be arsed to actually watch it. We (Ralph, BadGurl404 and I) ended up playing Pirate 101. I think the biggest reactions in our house were Kofi winning the IC belt ("Oh, yeah. Guess they need Miz on Wednesday commentary more than they need him wearing the IC.") and Ryberg versus Punk at Hell in a Cell "Guess Cena's doc did not clear him to return to action yet. Poor guy needs the rest."). Three fucking hours and the whole show caught my attention for less than 2 minutes.

[jimfromsaintpaul]

Could have cared less about seeing Raw. Hell, at least TNA gets my blood boiling at the moment. This shit just makes me apathetic as all hell lately.

And here we go...

*Ah, a recap with Jim Ross being Jim Ross. Probably going to be the highlight of the night... and it happened last week.

*Ok, so we'll get Ryback obviously. Ryback will lose, obviously. If he doesn;t and wins the strap FUCK THIS COMPANY.

*He'll say neither Jim. And Vince will say that he'll make the decision for him anyway.

*Sad that Big Show is my favorite guy on the mic in the WWE right now.

*None of you are Irish! Don't tweet me "fella"! lol

*Wow. AJ that's the best or worst shirt ever.

*Right, have the 2 guys I care about most on first.

*Bets on whether the goatface kid is a plant?

*So the crowd is ...CHEERING DB? Either this crowd is dumb or Big Show is more over as a heel then I thought.

*Now Punk to say "Neither".

*Terrible poster is terrible.

*Hi Vince.

*Well Punk WOULD have said neither. Whatever.

*That arm being "thrown on the rope" looked terrible Brodus.

*Fight Vince again? Riiiiiiight.

* I like this Job Squad 2.0

*Dolph Ziggler speaking truth. Dolph Ziggler as a double champion? I'd stop watching right then and there because it could never get any better.

*DONT YOU DARE VINCE. DONT YOU FUCKING DARE HAVE RYBACK BEAT OTUNGA AND ZIGGLER. DONT KLNVSKLJHNFDSKLJSFDKLSJDFKL:SJDFKL:SJDFKL

*This crowd can't even chant right. Yeesh.

*Ok, well he didn't lose. He just looks weak. Great.

*Why am I watching Stryker get beat?

*Ok, Kane interviewing him was funny

*Miz TV = meh again.

*Big Show pulls down the rope. "He's clumbsy!"

*Barrett looked pretty good too.

*Holy crap, that Layla Eve match was.... ACCEPTABLE!

*Wait, why wouldn't they save this for the PPV? GODAMNIT Vince. You have 1 good Diva's match in months and you give it away for free.

*Kofi Kingston and Miz is another good match. 2 guys who can get it done in the ring. Maybe get rid of the accent Kofi.

*Screw Looses?

*Really Vince? You let John Cena trump your decision making? REALLY?

*Cena's voice got squeaky in the end there.

God that was a boring ass episode.

I cannot wait to buy WWE13 so I can be entertained by the WWE again. The New Universe 3.0 mode seems frickin AWESOME.

[verbaltoxin]

Kofi didn't win the belt last night. He's booked to wrestle Miz for it at Main Event, which tapes tonight and airs Wed. Trouble is, that botch might've screwed the Main Event taping, and if it did, Kofi's push is FUCKED. (Again)

[verbaltoxin]

Eve vs Layla actually was competently done, and their feud makes sense aside from the weird, Beth impostor angle. They're not over though, and no one cares, so in three weeks both will be back to feuding over who's hotter, or Eve will be back to man-climbing her way to success.

[LucklessWonder]

I'm just laughing that Jericho's band got to do the official theme song for HIAC

[sharktrager]

Oct 16, 2012 10:29:53 GMT -6 @verbaltoxin said:

Eve vs Layla actually was competently done, and their feud makes sense aside from the weird, Beth impostor angle. They're not over though, and no one cares, so in three weeks both will be back to feuding over who's hotter, or Eve will be back to man-climbing her way to success.

Hell, fans were chanting during that match. They are over if the match is good.

[jimfromsaintpaul]

I thought it was one forum where you could break shit, not the whole damn thing slappyass.

[jimfromsaintpaul]

Oct 17, 2012 16:03:55 GMT -6 Smiths said:

ehh, the whole thing goes to global header footer. and for some reason that global header footer has decided to stop quoting things.

Some reason = you dicked with something you shouldn't have.