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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 3, 2012 20:15:35 GMT -6
Why can't Santino do The Cobra without the sock anymore?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 3, 2012 20:16:25 GMT -6
styckx: I'm not joking.. Who is this guy and when did he win the belt?
The former Claudio Castagnoli, indie darling, 1/2 of the Kings of Wrestling with the current Kassius Ohno (ex-Chris Hero), and now a Swiss ex-rugby player. He won the US belt from Santino weeks ago on Smackdown. Word is WWE views Cesaro as a "now or never" guy who either needs to get over, or get out. So look for Cesaro to return to Chikara or Ring of Honor in about a year.
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Post by LucklessWonder on Sept 3, 2012 20:16:34 GMT -6
Why can't Santino do The Cobra without the sock anymore? Because WWE shop can't rip off his bare arm and sell that to marks. |
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Post by sharktrager on Sept 3, 2012 20:16:43 GMT -6
This remains one of the dumbest angles ever.
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Post by styckx on Sept 3, 2012 20:16:57 GMT -6
He's not a bad wrestler.. The legit balding look though... He'll never make it beyond the U.S. title...
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Post by hobblekitty on Sept 3, 2012 20:17:07 GMT -6
Senile Vince: DougieAXP: Senile Vince : DougieAXP: Senile Vince, I've been meaning to ask; where is your Avatar gif from?
It's HBK. I have no idea what it actually came from, which makes me sad because I've loved this gif for years.
I knew it was HBK, I was hoping to know where its from because that's obviously not a titantron entrance video.
I made an edit to the post. I think it was from an episode of Pacific Blue he was in.
Also, new Cesaro music sucks. I liked his old song.
Def Baywatch, found the video. :-)
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 3, 2012 20:18:04 GMT -6
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Post by LucklessWonder on Sept 3, 2012 20:18:08 GMT -6
That be a star commercial makes me want to beat MGK to death, with tolerance and respect.
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Post by sharktrager on Sept 3, 2012 20:18:16 GMT -6
Who can explain to the class why Perez Hilton has no business on an anti-bullying PSA?
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Post by LucklessWonder on Sept 3, 2012 20:19:25 GMT -6
So HBK found his smile next to Pam Anderson in a red swim suit?
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Post by hobblekitty on Sept 3, 2012 20:20:22 GMT -6
LucklessWonder: So HBK found his smile next to Pam Anderson in a red swim suit?
I daresay any man would find their smile if they were standing next to Pam Anderson in a swimsuit. Find something else too I'd wager...
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Post by sharktrager on Sept 3, 2012 20:22:13 GMT -6
LucklessWonder: So HBK found his smile next to Pam Anderson in a red swim suit?
I daresay any man would find their smile if they were standing next to Pam Anderson in a swimsuit. Find something else too I'd wager... Herpes by osmosis? |
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 3, 2012 20:22:14 GMT -6
Last Ounce of Courage.
As in, this is yet another teabagger/Christer movie.
From IMDB:
This heartwarming movie tells the story of a local war hero whose son goes off to war. His new wife brings Christian, his first son in to the world while the young hero is away at war earning medals for valor. However, the tragedy that ensues on a cruel battlefield will change everyone's life forever as Tom Revere is laid to rest giving his ultimate sacrifice for freedom. Fourteen years pass and the young baby grows to be a teenager (Christian Revere)and with his mother, (Carrie Revere) comes back to the small town of Mount Columbus nestled in the Rocky Mountains during the holiday season to be with his family. Christian disconnects with his grandfather (Bob Revere) as they both are going through the pain of losing a Dad and the loss of a son by Bob. In this beautiful story of love and forgiveness, they discover a way to unite and to make a difference in their community by claiming their freedom of expression. The grandfather is the pharmacist and mayor of the town who realizes that freedoms are being taken away and the first battle is it restore the Christmas holiday in his home town where he is mayor. For this "battle" he will lose in many ways, but his gain is for a higher price. Concluding the film is one of the most dramatic orations given in any movie where Bob challenges the town to "Wake Up" and begin to take back the freedoms that are being lost, one by one.
tl;dr Old, Vietnam vet and small town teabagger mayor decides that to honor his dead son, he needs to make people say, "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays."
Or in other words FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS - THE MOVIE
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Post by styckx on Sept 3, 2012 20:22:21 GMT -6
Dual jobber entrances.. Nice!!
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 3, 2012 20:22:42 GMT -6
Ryder and Slater?
One on one?
And both of them get the jobber entrance??
something bad will happen, assuming the match lasts longer than 3 minutes.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 3, 2012 20:23:09 GMT -6
If Vince really wanted to anger smarks, he'd book this to go to double-count out.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2012 20:23:17 GMT -6
Miz has won me over.
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Post by styckx on Sept 3, 2012 20:23:18 GMT -6
I hate to say it.. But...
I really like the Cole/Miz combo.. Miz is actually really doing good on commentary.. Really really good..
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Post by morrius on Sept 3, 2012 20:23:24 GMT -6
This match may not have a winner.
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Post by slamjack on Sept 3, 2012 20:23:29 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: Last Ounce of Courage.
As in, this is yet another teabagger/Christer movie.
From IMDB:
This heartwarming movie tells the story of a local war hero whose son goes off to war. His new wife brings Christian, his first son in to the world while the young hero is away at war earning medals for valor. However, the tragedy that ensues on a cruel battlefield will change everyone's life forever as Tom Revere is laid to rest giving his ultimate sacrifice for freedom. Fourteen years pass and the young baby grows to be a teenager (Christian Revere)and with his mother, (Carrie Revere) comes back to the small town of Mount Columbus nestled in the Rocky Mountains during the holiday season to be with his family. Christian disconnects with his grandfather (Bob Revere) as they both are going through the pain of losing a Dad and the loss of a son by Bob. In this beautiful story of love and forgiveness, they discover a way to unite and to make a difference in their community by claiming their freedom of expression. The grandfather is the pharmacist and mayor of the town who realizes that freedoms are being taken away and the first battle is it restore the Christmas holiday in his home town where he is mayor. For this "battle" he will lose in many ways, but his gain is for a higher price. Concluding the film is one of the most dramatic orations given in any movie where Bob challenges the town to "Wake Up" and begin to take back the freedoms that are being lost, one by one.
tl;dr Old, Vietnam vet and small town teabagger mayor decides that to honor his dead son, he needs to make people say, "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays."
Or in other words FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS - THE MOVIE
When I heard how poorly the lines were being delivered, I just thought it was a crappy documentary at first.
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Post by sharktrager on Sept 3, 2012 20:23:30 GMT -6
So is this how they make Miz a face?
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Post by styckx on Sept 3, 2012 20:23:41 GMT -6
Wow, odd simu-post...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2012 20:24:03 GMT -6
THIS MATCH IS ENDING WITH BIG SHOW SPLATTING THEM BOTH WITH CHOKESLAMS BECAUSE HE'S A GIANT MONSTER OF ANGER AND PAIN AND DEATH. |
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 3, 2012 20:24:04 GMT -6
I hate to say it.. But... I really like the Cole/Miz combo.. Miz is actually really doing good on commentary.. Really really good.. Miz is better tonight than King has been in the last decade. |
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Sept 3, 2012 20:24:46 GMT -6
Last Ounce of Courage. As in, this is yet another teabagger/Christer movie. From IMDB: This heartwarming movie tells the story of a local war hero whose son goes off to war. His new wife brings Christian, his first son in to the world while the young hero is away at war earning medals for valor. However, the tragedy that ensues on a cruel battlefield will change everyone's life forever as Tom Revere is laid to rest giving his ultimate sacrifice for freedom. Fourteen years pass and the young baby grows to be a teenager (Christian Revere)and with his mother, (Carrie Revere) comes back to the small town of Mount Columbus nestled in the Rocky Mountains during the holiday season to be with his family. Christian disconnects with his grandfather (Bob Revere) as they both are going through the pain of losing a Dad and the loss of a son by Bob. In this beautiful story of love and forgiveness, they discover a way to unite and to make a difference in their community by claiming their freedom of expression. The grandfather is the pharmacist and mayor of the town who realizes that freedoms are being taken away and the first battle is it restore the Christmas holiday in his home town where he is mayor. For this "battle" he will lose in many ways, but his gain is for a higher price. Concluding the film is one of the most dramatic orations given in any movie where Bob challenges the town to "Wake Up" and begin to take back the freedoms that are being lost, one by one.tl;dr Old, Vietnam vet and small town teabagger mayor decides that to honor his dead son, he needs to make people say, "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays." Or in other words FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS - THE MOVIE Wow... that's critical derp. |
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 3, 2012 20:24:48 GMT -6
Heath Slater is another guy turning shit into milkshakes. He'll probably get a congratulatory run with the American Jobber belt. Ryder will continue making pointless Youtube videos with his roommates.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 3, 2012 20:25:42 GMT -6
Surprisingly, this was a good match!
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Post by LucklessWonder on Sept 3, 2012 20:25:50 GMT -6
I hate to say it.. But... I really like the Cole/Miz combo.. Miz is actually really doing good on commentary.. Really really good.. Miz is better tonight than King has been in the last decade. So is a wet fart. |
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 3, 2012 20:26:22 GMT -6
So I heard this is part of the longest streak of Ryder appearances on Raw since, well, ever.
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Post by LucklessWonder on Sept 3, 2012 20:27:08 GMT -6
Y'know, in that skirt, it'd be real easy to perform cunnilingus on Vicki.
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