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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 20, 2012 18:37:20 GMT -6
a Kardashian on Raw sadly makes perfect sense.
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Post by LucklessWonder on Aug 20, 2012 18:37:32 GMT -6
Wait, there's more than one Kardashian?
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Post by slamjack on Aug 20, 2012 18:37:47 GMT -6
slamjack: Today at 7:30pm, Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom wrote:I wish I could do a good Dusty Rhodes, but I don't know how to not make sense on purpose.
Imagine Scott Steiner and Dusty Rhodes yelling at each other.
BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! With Booker announcing. Don't forget Tazz on that announcing team.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 20, 2012 18:37:50 GMT -6
aw, fuck me. Ryback?
no thanks.
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Post by LucklessWonder on Aug 20, 2012 18:38:00 GMT -6
Goldberg! Goldberg!
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 20, 2012 18:38:03 GMT -6
I HATE catchphrases looped in the theme music.
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Post by morrius on Aug 20, 2012 18:38:09 GMT -6
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Post by LucklessWonder on Aug 20, 2012 18:38:47 GMT -6
Oh, Ryback vs. two local jobers.
/I read 1-2 books a week, Cole. Dr Suess was a genius.
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Post by slamjack on Aug 20, 2012 18:38:46 GMT -6
I can only imagine him eating books, not reading them.
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Post by morrius on Aug 20, 2012 18:38:50 GMT -6
Also, ANYONE WITH THE LAST NAME OF KARDASHIAN HAS NO PLACE ON MY TELEVISION. FUCK OF COLE!!!
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Aug 20, 2012 18:39:17 GMT -6
I figured it out! The reason we're repeatedly told to feed Ryback more and the reason his eyes are so red is simple: the motherfucker has the munchies after smoking weed in the parking lot.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Aug 20, 2012 18:39:22 GMT -6
Ryback needs to remember to take the towels he wipes his face off with out of his bag before leaving it unattended now that Orton is back. Get rid of that nasty pink eye.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 20, 2012 18:39:21 GMT -6
I think I know why they've yet to put Ryback in the ring with anyone besides JTG and local jobbers. He's probably so green they don't want him botching someone who makes good money.
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Post by LucklessWonder on Aug 20, 2012 18:39:42 GMT -6
Don't forget Tazz on that announcing team. Tazz or The Fat Guy Who Ate Tazz? (current TNA announcer)
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Post by morrius on Aug 20, 2012 18:40:42 GMT -6
Auntie Cheesus: I figured it out! The reason we're repeatedly told to feed Ryback more and the reason his eyes are so red is simple: the motherfucker has the munchies after smoking weed in the parking lot.
I lol'd.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Aug 20, 2012 18:40:48 GMT -6
Auntie Cheesus: I figured it out! The reason we're repeatedly told to feed Ryback more and the reason his eyes are so red is simple: the motherfucker has the munchies after smoking weed in the parking lot.
It also explains why he keeps getting his tights mixed up with RVD's.
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 20, 2012 18:41:05 GMT -6
Well Ginger had the upper hand for a few seconds.
FINISH HIM!
Fatality or Friendship?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 20, 2012 18:41:49 GMT -6
well, that was a complete waste of 5 minutes
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Post by morrius on Aug 20, 2012 18:41:56 GMT -6
Someone should probably tell Ryback that the match is over.
How do you build a feud in Senile Vince's WWE? Show that one of the people in it is completely outmatched and no threat.
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Post by slamjack on Aug 20, 2012 18:42:01 GMT -6
FEED ME WHORES!
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 20, 2012 18:42:15 GMT -6
I changed the channel. I'm done. This is just not even worth following.
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 20, 2012 18:42:31 GMT -6
slamjack: FEED ME WHORES!
I concur with this statement
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Post by slamjack on Aug 20, 2012 18:43:13 GMT -6
How fucking convenient is that.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Aug 20, 2012 18:43:19 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: I think I know why they've yet to put Ryback in the ring with anyone besides JTG and local jobbers. He's probably so green they don't want him botching someone who makes good money.
Exactly. Most everyone in the locker room fears that the great green monster will put them out of commission for weeks. And here's the blow off for Jericho.
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Post by LucklessWonder on Aug 20, 2012 18:43:37 GMT -6
So, Y2J is losing the rematch for Fozzy then.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 20, 2012 18:44:03 GMT -6
I know they need to write Jericho out, so he can go on tour with his band, but this make no goddamn motherfucking ass tit poop sense!
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Post by morrius on Aug 20, 2012 18:45:56 GMT -6
Creationist Ape: I know they need to write Jericho out, so he can go on tour with his band, but this make no goddamn motherfucking ass tit poop sense!
Everyone gets a rematch from SS. Del Rio will, Cena will, and HHH will (in a few months after he finds his smile).
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Post by LucklessWonder on Aug 20, 2012 18:46:16 GMT -6
I know they need to write Jericho out, so he can go on tour with his band, but this make no goddamn motherfucking ass tit poop sense! No, it makes sense kayfabe. After all MITB = title shot. That's worth a rematch for face Y2J
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Aug 20, 2012 18:47:17 GMT -6
Creationist Ape: I know they need to write Jericho out, so he can go on tour with his band, but this make no goddamn motherfucking ass tit poop sense!
Name ONE THING in the last 2 months on RAW that has made any damn sense.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Aug 20, 2012 18:47:33 GMT -6
Alberto has a black scarf on, that means he's evil!
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