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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jan 28, 2013 21:48:25 GMT -6
My Trishie is in the Hall Of Fame!!
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Jan 28, 2013 21:50:37 GMT -6
I forgot the Rumble was on last night, so I watched that tonight instead of Raw. Not sure why, since pretty much everyone knew what was going to happen. Then again, I somehow doubt Raw would have been any better...
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jan 28, 2013 21:51:04 GMT -6
Trish is ungodly beautiful and that rare gem. Amazing wrestler, awesome on the mike, good at everything. She is what Halls of Fame are for.
Fuck, I've marked out like five times in the last half hour.
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Jan 28, 2013 21:53:03 GMT -6
I forgot the Rumble was on last night, so I watched that tonight instead of Raw. Not sure why, since pretty much everyone knew what was going to happen. Then again, I somehow doubt Raw would have been any better... It's actually been a decent show tonight. If you don't count Cena squashing Rhodes.
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Jan 28, 2013 21:54:45 GMT -6
Trish is ungodly beautiful and that rare gem. Amazing wrestler, awesome on the mike, good at everything. She is what Halls of Fame are for. Fuck, I've marked out like five times in the last half hour. Totally agreed. Trish is one in a million. Which is what makes the half-assed attempts to replicate her all the more grating.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jan 28, 2013 21:54:47 GMT -6
JOBBER ENTRANCE FOR MCMAHON!!!
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jan 28, 2013 21:56:51 GMT -6
Cuvis the Conqueror: Today at 10:51pm , Artist F.K.A. Verbaltoxin wrote: Trish is ungodly beautiful and that rare gem. Amazing wrestler, awesome on the mike, good at everything. She is what Halls of Fame are for. Fuck, I've marked out like five times in the last half hour. Totally agreed. Trish is one in a million. Which is what makes the half-assed attempts to replicate her all the more grating. Mickie James was her equal for a while, and Eve Torres could've been, but the divas division was a rotting corpse by the time Eve figured out both a character and how to work in the ring. Then she got engaged to a Gracie and that was that. Natalya, I don't know her deal, honestly. I don't. She's great in the ring, she's beautiful, but has never been used seriously. Last there's Beth Phoenix, who could've gone step for step with Trish, but again, the divas division was dying by the time she came into her own. Then Beth decided she didn't want to put up with it anymore, so she's living with Edge and learning to play guitar. Such is life.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jan 28, 2013 21:57:10 GMT -6
Yeah this segment's begging for a Kiss My Ass Club entry.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Jan 28, 2013 21:57:15 GMT -6
Cuvis the Conqueror: It's actually been a decent show tonight. If you don't count Cena squashing Rhodes. I am full of poor decisions.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jan 28, 2013 22:01:02 GMT -6
Yep this is all being done to make Heyman feel like shit. Vince legit hates Heyman and it's been corroborated by multiple ex-WWE employees.
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Jan 28, 2013 22:01:33 GMT -6
Cuvis the Conqueror: Today at 10:51pm , Artist F.K.A. Verbaltoxin wrote: Trish is ungodly beautiful and that rare gem. Amazing wrestler, awesome on the mike, good at everything. She is what Halls of Fame are for. Fuck, I've marked out like five times in the last half hour. Totally agreed. Trish is one in a million. Which is what makes the half-assed attempts to replicate her all the more grating. Mickie James was her equal for a while, and Eve Torres could've been, but the divas division was a rotting corpse by the time Eve figured out both a character and how to work in the ring. Then she got engaged to a Gracie and that was that. Natalya, I don't know her deal, honestly. I don't. She's great in the ring, she's beautiful, but has never been used seriously. Last there's Beth Phoenix, who could've gone step for step with Trish, but again, the divas division was dying by the time she came into her own. Then Beth decided she didn't want to put up with it anymore, so she's living with Edge and learning to play guitar. Such is life. Yeah, but Mickie, Natalya, and Beth were all wrestlers first and foremost. I'm talking about the practice of taking models and trying to make them wrestlers. Kelly Kelly, Alicia Fox, Candace Michelle...
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Post by sharktrager on Jan 28, 2013 22:04:09 GMT -6
So the story is that they thought to smash the camera, but not take the tape?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jan 28, 2013 22:04:50 GMT -6
Now Mainland is bitching that Punk turned out to be behind Maddox and Shield, just like THEY FUCKING FANTASY BOOKED FOR THE LAST THREE GODDAMN MONTHS.
Pick something and stay mad at it, please, is all I ask.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Jan 28, 2013 22:04:54 GMT -6
Yeah, Paul, that cameraman just turned off his camera and stayed there and kept pointing it at you for no reason.
Pro wrestling logic is silly sometimes...
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Post by sharktrager on Jan 28, 2013 22:05:41 GMT -6
A Paul Heyman impersonator?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jan 28, 2013 22:06:38 GMT -6
sharktrager: A Paul Heyman impersonator? It's his evil twin, Saul Heyman.
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Post by hobblekitty on Jan 28, 2013 22:06:56 GMT -6
Smiths: Artist F.K.A. Verbaltoxin : I notice that once I got the Mainlanders to start responding to my wrestling related posts, Shining Wizard and her dingbattery died down a lot. Hobbles 2.0 sans being awesome as hobbles Awwwww... lol
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jan 28, 2013 22:07:07 GMT -6
BROCKY! BROCKY! BROCKY!
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 28, 2013 22:07:07 GMT -6
You know, I'd love to see Heyman legit punch the shit out of Vince sometime.
And there's a couple of hundred grand for that.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jan 28, 2013 22:07:12 GMT -6
WIZARD, BROTHER. , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by sharktrager on Jan 28, 2013 22:07:25 GMT -6
That reminds me. I had Jimmy John's for lunch.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Jan 28, 2013 22:08:02 GMT -6
If that wasn't you, Paul, who was it? No, that's just too silly... Lesnar apparently still has a date or two left in his contract.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jan 28, 2013 22:08:31 GMT -6
Artist F.K.A. Verbaltoxin: Now Mainland is bitching that Punk turned out to be behind Maddox and Shield, just like THEY FUCKING FANTASY BOOKED FOR THE LAST THREE GODDAMN MONTHS. Pick something and stay mad at it, please, is all I ask. I'm pissed because, as I said in the thread, it makes Paul and Punk look like fucking retards. They know Vince will strip Punk of the belt of Shield interferes at the Rumble, and yet they call out Shield anyway.
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Jan 28, 2013 22:08:43 GMT -6
A Paul Heyman impersonator? It's Lou E. Dangerously!
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jan 28, 2013 22:09:54 GMT -6
Creationist Ape: Artist F.K.A. Verbaltoxin : Now Mainland is bitching that Punk turned out to be behind Maddox and Shield, just like THEY FUCKING FANTASY BOOKED FOR THE LAST THREE GODDAMN MONTHS. Pick something and stay mad at it, please, is all I ask. I'm pissed because, as I said in the thread, it makes Paul and Punk look like fucking retards. They know Vince will strip Punk of the belt of Shield interferes at the Rumble, and yet they call out Shield anyway. And yet here's Bork, and none of that shit matters. They had an ace in the hole the entire time. Fuck with Paul and Punk, and you get the Bork.
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 28, 2013 22:10:39 GMT -6
I wonder if Vince legit broke a hip...he deserves it.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Jan 28, 2013 22:10:49 GMT -6
Whelp, it's going to be Vince McMahon pinning Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania, because FUCK YOU ALL!
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Post by sharktrager on Jan 28, 2013 22:10:59 GMT -6
Had they used Brock last night, on a PPV, that would have made sense.
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Post by hobblekitty on Jan 28, 2013 22:12:38 GMT -6
The $350,000 body slam.
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Post by sharktrager on Jan 28, 2013 22:13:42 GMT -6
If Vince is legit hurt I'd have chipped in to pay for it.
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